Rejoice with me, as thousands of bad novels are beginned.
This guy is:
And so is this guy:
This is my 3rd year participating in NaNoWriMo. I did some pretty hard-core winning last year, and plan on winning twice as hard times four this year.
<-------- Proof that I winned at NaNoWrimo last year (I was the only one). |
| I'm gonna win harder than this guy. Totes. |
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| But not as hard as this guy. He wins pretty hard. |
And this year I plan to write my worst NaNoWriMo novel yet!!
How many sci-fi/fantasy tropes can you smash into one poorly written novel?
A lot.
There will be:
- Time Travel
- The Moon
- Giant Spiders
- Robots with laser-beam eyes
- Giant Robot Spiders with laser-beam eyes
- Human-cyborg relations
- Zazz
- Wizards
- Ninjas
- Generic Radioactive Isotopes
- Romance
- Secret Volcano Lairs
- Evil Geniuses who break Evil Genius Rules
- Poorly named villains whose names are thinly veiled descriptions of their powers
- AND MANY MORE!
So keep checking the NaNoWriMo section of this blog for all the exciting news about the best novel ever written about pansexual wizards who team up with a Ninja to save a giant spider from a moon-dwelling tentacle monster.
(Sssshhhh... this guy is rejoicing too... just look at those sensual lips and tell me you don't want to see him win.)
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