About Me (Because I Know you Care)

Welcome to my little corner of the internet.  Get comfy and relax as I tell you my deepest and darkest secrets, fears, and desires.  

I read a lot. After I read a book I like to write about it. I do not consider these writings to be reviews, because I have zero interest in being some critical cynical douche-hammer. I'm more interested in making dick-jokes and stealing copyrighted images.

I also write a lot. I have decided that I am not interested in pursuing traditional publishing avenues, and will instead publish through Kindle and Smashwords. Hopefully, I sell enough to be able to afford a few simple things in life like gold studded Pop-Tarts and Pop-Tart studded iPhones.

I also like to follow Tech related news and will occasionally put up some random Tech stuff as the mood strikes me.

I'm also learning to program computers. I'm a 34 year community planner with a degree in English so it seems like a good time for a career change.

At the moment Blogging isn't a major priority because it's beautiful this time of year in Ohio and I really really enjoy riding my mountain bike. Hopefully, I'll get some rides in this summer that will produce some nice blog-worthy pictures.

Thanks for checking out my little blog. Please follow me on twitter and say hello.